In a recent issue of The New Yorker, a cartoon depicts a psychiatric patient lying on a couch with his therapist sitting behind him. The caption reads, "I guess I want what everyone wants-a billion dollars for being a jerk." We chuckle because we recognize an unfortunate truth-that many of the young bros running today's most successful tech startups are arrogant boors. It's why we see so much jerktech: apps or other technologies that encourage or monetize antisocial behavior. It's why Uber, the poster firm for Silicon Valley bad behavior, would think it's okay to greyball-that is, blackball someone temporarily or provisionally-public officials who were investigating the company.